Toronto Thumbs Heads for The Star

By Toronto Thumbs Staff - April 1st, 2008

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We’re pleased to announce that effective shortly, we will be the sole gaming news provider for The Toronto Star.

Perhaps what is most exciting about this new business venture is not only the oodles of cash that will be thrown in our general direction, but also the fact that we’re teaming up with a publication awesome enough to realize that despite Devil May Cry 4’s ESRB rating of “Mature,” the game is, indeed, for Everyone. Because that game ROCKS!

Although Toronto Thumbs was started as a non-profit and ad-free endeavour, we’ve realized that we needs to “get real paid” for our devotion to the “bidness up in here,” and have consequently started to implement ad-serving software on our site. Don’t call us sell-outs. We won’t be able to hear you with all the money in our ears.

UPDATE: April Fool’s! We are not affiliated with The Star and there have been no shake-ups, crackdowns, or blood baths over at their offices (to the best of our knowledge). We also have no intention of selling out nor placing advertisements on the site.
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  2. By Kate
    Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    Count your lucky stars to be among such a luminary of games journalism that he has gifted the world with the line…
    “The game is set in a fantasy parallel world that looks a bit like our own but also a bit like a vampire movie.”
    And then goes on to question…
    “Why is he in church at all? He is clearly a tough guy who takes no orders from anyone. What, did his mother make him go?”

    You will have to develop some slick skills pretty fast to keep up with that writer.

  3. Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    We’ve been training for the past month at Camp Metaphor. Or was that Camp Methane?

    Either way, we’re ready.

  4. Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    I wonder if it will be noticeable in my writing, that I now drive into the offices in a brand new expensive($$$) Hummer inside a Prius shell? I promise that aside from insane amounts of blow, I won’t let our success change me.

  5. By Alex
    Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    My most heartfelt congratulations! You guys deserve this success and many more.

  6. By Alex
    Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    Oh, and your shoelace is undone.

  7. I promise the millions AND MILLIONS of Bugsy fans across the world, that the money will not change me or my moral values.*

    *This message is brought to you in part by Coca-Cola, Fed-Ex, Home Depot, and McDonald’s.

  8. By Tetris Maximus
    Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    Wait! What? Does this mean I don’t have to actually play the games I review now?

  9. Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    Max, when have you ever written a review? Haha!

  10. Dude you TOTALLY have to see my new office.

  11. Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    But can you perform a*******s in it?

  12. Posted on Apr 1, 2008

    If by a*******s, you mean abortions, then yes.

  13. Posted on Apr 2, 2008

    Haha, April fools, we are not rich! … :( (Anyone know if you are allowed to return 2lbs of blow?)

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