My Take on “Still Alive” is “Five Alive”

By Jorge Figueiredo - April 9th, 2008

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This is no lie: I yell at cakes at cake boot camp, where I teach.

You may have seen this in the comments last week, but if you didn’t, here’s my take on “Still Alive.” It’s a tribute to what may be my favourite drink from the pop machine here at work:

I’m awfully thirsty
My throat is an awful, parchy mess
It would be great to get me some refreshment!
I’ll check in my pocket,
Perhaps I will have some change to spare
To use inside the pop machine
That’s just a few steps away…
It’s a cold container packed with very cold drinks
And it sits right next to the aluminum sink,
Oh what joy I have a loon,
This is surely a great boon,
I can use it to get FIVE ALIVE….

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    6 responses so far:
  2. Posted on Apr 9, 2008

    You totally ruined Adam’s special song. I hope you’re happy. He can never read this post now. Don’t you care about his feelings?

  3. What can I say?
    I’m a cake-eating bastard.

  4. Posted on Apr 10, 2008

    Because I’m sitting at home alone, I sang this song out loud all the way through. It worked perfectly!

    Well done.

  5. Posted on Apr 10, 2008

    Mathew, did you record yourself singing?

  6. Posted on Apr 11, 2008

    Sadly not.

  7. All in favour of Mathew singing for the next podcast?

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