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MUSICAL REVIEW
Mega Man 9 meets Nowhere Man

By Shaun Hatton - October 20th, 2008

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He’s a real Mega Man,
Jumpin’ ‘round is in his plan,
Saving the entire world from Doc Wily;

He’s got great mobility,
He can jump over a tree,
Using Rush Coil, he can out-jump thee;

Mega Man, you glisten,
They shoot you, but they’re missin’
Mega Man, you are at my command;

(la la la la la!)

He can climb a ladder fast,
Mega Man was built to last,
But touching spikes will make him blast to pieces;

Mega Man, you’re runnin’
After you, Galaxy Man’s comin’
Don’t you fret; the pea shooter is your best bet!

Jewel Man is next to kill,
Because you can blast his will
With Black Hole Bombs, boy he will sure die!

And so on, now you must go,
To save the day as how you know,
Till the day that Wily’s stopped forever

Mega Man, you’re my best friend,
I’ll stay with you till the end,
Because you are being controlled by me,
Because you are being controlled by me,
Because you are being controlled by me!

For bonus points, sing these lyrics to “Nowhere Man” the next time you’re at your favourite karaoke bar!
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  2. This format is awesome.
    We are innovators.

  3. Posted on Oct 23, 2008

    We need to take this one step further and record the song.

  4. Next podcast!

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