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Capcom to sell Progenitor Virus Detection Kit + Suppression Kit

By Shaun Hatton - April 15th, 2009

Capcom to sell Progenitor Virus Detection Kit + Suppression Kit

These harsh times of fiscal responsibility are tough to get through, but perhaps Capcom can lend a hand. They’re taking pre-orders for their Progenitor Virus Detection Kit + Suppression Kit that was used as a press promo for Resident Evil 5. The price per package? $49.95. Go ahead and complain about the price now, but when you and your buddies are getting all zombied-up from the progenitor virus, the only thing that can save you will be shots to the head. From the Capcom store:

The Progenitor Virus Detection Kit + Suppression Kit detects the Progenitor Virus in your vital hardware unit and then supresses it. The kit also includes everything you’ll need to prevent yourself from coming in contact with the infected unit.

Try not to make a condom joke. We dare you.

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