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Adventures in Sex City
By Shaun Hatton - February 16th, 2010
I don’t even know where to begin. Rocco Commisso sent me a link to this crazy game from the Middlesex-London Health Unit called Adventures in Sex City.
Actually “game” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s more like “somewhat animated trivia.” Still, as a connoisseur of the gaming medium, I couldn’t help but be interested. Players choose a character and then go on to battle against the evil Sperminator. He attacks by shooting giant, single sperm through his, er, arm cannon. If you answer a question correctly, you get to put up a shield and deflect it back. Get a question wrong, however, and you get nailed.
Either way, it’s pretty disgusting. Back in my day we learned our sex ed the old fashioned way – with black and white textbooks full of awkward yet horrifying illustrations. This takes things to a whole new terrifying level. I’m not going to lie: I did not finish this game. I am too fragile.
NOTE: this game has a better soundtrack than my textbooks ever had.
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That Sperminator sounds like quite the hardened criminal.
He’s also really hard to beat.
I kicked the Sperminators ass! no more penis arms for you!
He has a rigid set of rules that he adheres to. It’s his downfall.