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The Brütal Legend Cake

By Shaun Hatton - October 15th, 2009

The Brütal Legend Cake
Photo credit: Jon Krop. Used with permission.

Yes, this is an ACTUAL CAKE. It’s by far the most metal cake I have ever seen, so it’s only fitting that it was at Monday’s Brütal Legend Wrap Party at Bimbo’s 365 Club.

On a serious note, I could not bring myself to cut into this work of art. But I’d definitely help eat it.


DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK!

By Shaun Hatton - July 20th, 2009

Dr. Rockso

One of the most metal gaming sites on the Internet (what is the Internet, though, really?) is reporting that Konami is seeking publishing rights for Metalocalypse: Dethgame, a game based on the most metal show of all time, Metalocalypse. The game will be available over Xbox Live and PlayStation Network sometime in our dark future.

Brendon Small, creator of the show (as well as writer, musician, and voiceover douchebag) confirmed his involvement in the Wall Street Journal of all places, and rather than taking control of the band Dethklok, would-be metal lords will have control over a band of roadies.

And if you’re wondering just who this bozo up top is, his name is Dr. Rockso. He’s the Rock ‘n’ Roll clown. He does cocaine.

I’m afraid that’s all we know.